I have a dog.  He isn't particularly bright but he tells me there is no way he can make a cake.  He says that even the most intelligent of his dog friends would probably get the proportions wrong or not do the icing properly.

Either way, I really don't think a dog can make a decent cake.
And even if he could, there is no way he'd be allowed to, it's just safe to let your dog operate a mixer and the oven, it's just irresponsible.

So why a dog would want to send this card to anyone I really don't understand, but there you go, people seem to buy it for their dogs to send, so maybe I missing something.
Plus, if the dog can make a cake, why can't he order his own card?

Just doesn't add up.

So if you have a dog that can make a cake, but doesn't know how to order stuff online, buy them this card so they can give it to you (yes that's another thing that doesn't make sense).

(if you are a dog ordering this card, and you want me to write in it for you, and send it to the recipient, just reply to this email to let me know, and I apologise for underestimating you).