Place this candle somewhere prominent in your house to give your visitors a giggle, or give it to a friend so they can share a laugh with their visitors!

In an attempt to make the scent fit the description, I decided the only way to do this was to harvest something personal from my undercarriage which could be mixed with the candle.

After some experimentation and seven weeks without a shower, I only managed to collect a tiny bit of scent, so decided instead to just go with vanilla.

Boring I know, but it would just be too much work to flavour them properly.