I don't know about you, but I'm having to use my imagination for this one.

Fortunately not my memory.

A bit like other products on this ridiculous website, I'm not really sure what I was trying to achieve with this candle and who it would appeal to.

Although probably there are people out there like me, who like something just because it's a bit disgusting, no other reason.

Are you that people?  Maybe you are!  If so, please tell me and we can be friends :)